Things I have learned after moving out of home

• I don't know how to make myself do things
• Kitchens are hard to clean up even when they're teeny
• Somehow cooking a simple dish of spaghetti and sausage chunks uses every single utensil in the kitchen somehow
• Spiders can fart out a ton of silk in the mere hour or so you've been sat leaning against your bedhead
• Said spiders are also invisible
• Showers are a different kind of hell when a single slight turn of the tap leads to getting blasted in the face at pressure-washer level force.
• Having hot water almost as soon as you turn the tap on is a blessing and a curse all at once
• It's so much easier to store your stuff if you packed it in storage tubs in the first place; no need to unpack it until you really need something
• Other people have different taste in music and it's bad not the same as yours
• Anxiety hits the same wherever you are
• Doesn't matter how much you vacuum there will still be fluff everywhere because cat
• You can list out all the things you still need to bring over as many times as you like you'll still forget something and need it once you get back
• The afternoon train southbound will be packed but it's ok; everyone is getting off at Tarneit and you can sit down then
• A couple rows of houses does wonders for traffic noise
• Not so much for train noises
• Change of surroundings does not help with creator's block
• Not even an ethernet cable plugged into my laptop will help with ESO's crash-to-'log-in'-after-[x]-number-loading-screens habit
• You will be confused by the family group chat and that's ok