(Tales From the D&D Table) The Missing Mage Part Five

 (Again, been a little while so just the notes)

•  Go down to Containment
• Open door 8 - sponge
• Full of sea sponge
• Open door 7 - fortune teller
• Scary weird lady inside
• Talk to them
• Rest of group enters room
• See tarot
•  Fighter pulls "Axe 3"
• "ooo violence"
• Fighter is like lol no (everyone else is like are you fcking stupid)
• Suddenly trio of axes swing at Fighter
• Minor owie
• Paladin sits, pulls card
• "Brain 9"
• Paladin carefully leaves room with chair still attached to butt, once out puts chair back in, room fills with water as door shuts
• "Hey no fair" from inside
• Door 6 - fox
• Inside is big fox, is all grrr
• Not like normal fox
• Close door
• Door 4
• Inside is 3 big metal box with barred window
• Animal noise from inside
• Peer inside leftmost
• Big green spherical frog
• Middle one is tiny flying octopus
• Rightmost is shark with legs
• Leave them for now
  
• Door 3 - darkness
• Darkness who fucking knew, same as at end of hall
  
• Door 2 - compass turtles
• Tortoise from inside immediately leaves cell, heads for stairs
• Paladin picks it up, is holding and petting tortoise
  
• Door 1 - duck?
• Inside is very big asthmatic duck
• Door 5 - do not open etc
• Inside is chained door
• Rogue picks locks inside is smaller safe
• Picks lock on chains around smaller safe, inside is tiny box that is taped shut
• Break tape
• From inside comes big sponge, turns into very happy pomeranian
• Return to door 7
• Lots of water comes out, FT unconscious
• Put various animal aquisitions back except for tortoise
• Follow tortoise to the stairs, carry it up
• Jeremy is trying to move stoned Cletus and kid
• Tortoise wants more up
• Follow it up to Hall
• Tortoise wants to leave
• Pick up tortoise, head back inside to go talk to Jeremy again
• "What's with the critters? We'll help with the thing."
• 'Dunno what's with the spongedog, Miguel made tortoise to try to go to Sophie.'
• 'OG Miguel was tryna make magic pets/gifts. Failed weirdly.'
• "Will you look after them for us."
• 'Um sure; Fortune Teller was New Miguel bs'
• Ask about darkness, want to maybe help it so is easier to get thru